I wish I had a rakish hat and a little blue dragon to crouch on my shoulder. I’ll skip the scary shadow demon, though – I imagine he screams in the middle of the night while you’re trying to sleep.
UPDATE 7/8/21: I apologize for my absence here! What with one thing and another, the summer is rapidly getting away from me. As crap as summer is for making progress, this will still give me a chance to generate enough of a buffer to be more consistent with my pages going forward. Thank you for your patience!